Woman Didn’t Force Dogecoin Millionaire to Impregnate Her

Misbar’s investigation found that Global Nea is a satire website. “Nea” is apparently a slang term in some Latin American countries, meaning “trashy” or “lower class.” While it doesn’t say so outright, its articles are so outlandish they couldn’t possibly be true. 

Some of their articles include “Elon Musk brain chipped monkey’s head exploded after hours of playing video games” and “People who hate sharing food are more likely to die alone and it’s not their fault." 

Just in case, though, we also searched for the story across all major news networks, and could find no articles on the alleged incident.